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10.06.2025 05:57

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
No way
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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No, not a chance
Still no good
Then came..
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
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No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors