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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 05:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

No way

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Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What were the career paths of each member of "The Monkees" after the band disbanded? Did any of them have successful music careers?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

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No, not a chance

Still no good

Then came..

What made you stop being an addict?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

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No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors